United Meets a Whore in Dorey Park

Sung to the tune "When Johnny Comes Marching Home"

I met a whore at Dorey Park 
ya ho, ya ho
I met a whore at Dorey Park 
ya ho, ya ho
I met a whore at Dorwy Park 
She said hey united, you wanna park?
Refrain:
Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.
I put my hand upon her toe
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her toe
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her toe, 
she said hey United you're way to low.
Refrain
I put my hand upon her knee
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her knee
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her knee, 
she said hey United you're kiddin' me
Refrain
I put my hand upon her thigh
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her thigh
ya ho, ya ho
I put my hand upon her thigh, 
she said hey United you're way to shy
Refrain
I put my hand upon her tit
ya ho ya ho
I put my hand upon her tit ya ho ya I put my hand upon her tit she said, "hey United, you're getting it!" Refrain I put my hand upon her twat ya ho, ya ho I put my hand upon her twat ya ho, ya ho I put my hand upon her twat, she said hey United you hit the spot Refrain I put my johnson in her mouth yo ho, yo ho, I put my johnson in her mouth yo ho, yo ho, I put my johnson in her mouth, She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...burb Refrain I put her in a wooden box ya ho, ya ho I put her in a wooden box ya ho, ya ho I put her in a wooden box, from havin' too many United cocks Refrain I dig her up every now and then ya ho, ya ho I dig her up every now and then ya ho, ya ho I dig her up every now and then, she did us before she'll do us again Refrain Now United we went to hell ya ho, ya ho Now United we went to hell ya ho, ya ho Now United we went to hell, so we fucked the devil and his wives as well ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

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